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Johnny the Intern

Name: Johnny the Intern
Age: 32
Relationship Status: Engaged
Favorite Band: Iron Maiden
Favorite Singer: Sika
Favorite Actor: Sika
Favorite Football Team: Liverpool FC
Religion: Christianity

About: Johnny the Intern claims to only have three passions in life: Liverpool Football Club, Iron Maiden and Jesus Christ. And he is grateful that they are all Christian like him.

Makes awful coffee and is technologically retarded. Loves it when Sika sings. There’s only one reason he’s still allowed at the office; he works for free.

10 Proust Questions to Johnny the Intern

1. What is your favorite word?
-Coffee?

2. What is your least favorite word?
-Devil.

3. What turns you on?
-Iron Maiden and Liverpool FC.

4. What turns you off?
-The Devil.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
-Sika singing.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
-Vuvuzela.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
-Damn.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
-What profession? I am an Intern.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
-Pimp.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
-Finally you arrived, we have prepared your seat next to Jesus!

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