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Old News: Happy 500th Sylvester Stallone

May 17, 2012

Last year I wrote two posts about how “proof” had surfaced about Nicolas Cage and John Travolta being Vampires.

Now, in related news, rumors about the true age of Sylvester Stallone has spread across the Internet. I mean, I knew he was old, but I had no idea he was old enough to pose for a painting done by Raphael back in 1511.

No wonder he is forced to do all that cosmetic surgery.

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