Sh*t my Grandma says: Marriage
Her: Why aren’t you married yet?
Me: I haven’t found the right one yet I guess.
Her: Perhaps you’re sowing your wild oats like that George Clooney?
Her: I’m just saying. You don’t want to end up like that.
Me: What, like George Clooney, famous, rich and handsome?
Her: He looks old now, look at this picture (holds up the magazine)
Me: I can’t see the picture over the phone grandma.
Her: His hair is turning grey. He should dye it. Maybe then he’d be married..
Me: Yeah, maybe.
Her: ..but stay away from those Kardashian girls though. They seem to be nothing but bad news.
Me: Yes, grandma.
You should always be respectful of your elders. So I guess a “sorry” goes out to Kim, Khloe and the third one. Grandma doesn’t approve.
More “Grandma Stuff” from Lunki and Sika:
Sh*t my Grandma Says
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