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Celebrating Valentine’s Day Doggy Style

February 11, 2012

The couple who owns the dog (and house) I’m watching are away on a romantic getaway. My days consists of watching two dogs (theirs and mine) and keeping up the fire in the fireplace. I imagine this is what single people did back in the olden times too; watching dogs and making fire. It makes me feel retro and cool.

The dogs are really getting along too. Playing and sleeping next to each other; which makes me realize: even the dogs got dates for this Valentine’s Day weekend.. Now it feels like everytime they look at me, they do it in pity. Damn judgmental dogs.

Their dog amazes me. For two reasons:

1. Everytime he pees, he pees for three minutes. Being able to pee for that amount of time is impressing. He is big though and I realize now that 60 percent of his body mass is a bladder.
2. He eats his own poo. Yeah, that is really, really gross. Funny, but gross.

Oops, the fire is going out. See you later bitches! (← dog humor)the animated comedy series and blog lunki and sika

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