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How Cold is it?

February 5, 2012

It’s freezing cold here in northern Sweden today.

But as you know, “Cold” is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion.

Degrees are in Celsius.the animated comedy series and blog lunki and sika

Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

Californians put on sweaters

Miami residents turn on the heat

You can see your breath
Americans shiver uncontrollably
Swedes go swimming

Italian cars don’t start

Water freezes

You start planning a vacation to the south

Swedes eat ice cream
Russians go swimming

Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
Miami residents plan vacation further South

French cars don’t start
Your dog insists on sleeping in your bed with you

You need jumper cables to get the car going

American cars don’t start

Russians put on T-shirts

German cars don’t start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-26 °C 
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Norwegians stick their tongues on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist

Dog insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Russians shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don’t start

Too cold to think and because I have to wear mittens inside makes me fail to write my own jokes and instead steal a list with Cold Jokes from the Internet

You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don’t start

Russians put on sweaters

Russians close the bathroom window

Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South

Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Sven permalink
    February 5, 2012 10:59

    Actually saw some teenage girls the other day eating ice cream. Spirello. Tough as nails they are.

  2. February 6, 2012 10:59

    Actually I think it is at -30°C Swedes from the northern parts go swimming. At least according to this article.

  3. February 8, 2012 10:59

    I see your Norwegian-hating list and raise you one hundred million barrels of oil!

    • Sika permalink*
      February 8, 2012 10:59

      Hahaha, touché, sir, touché.

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