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A Movie Warning: KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)

December 6, 2011

You know when people say “you have to see it to believe it”?

Well this proves that you don’t have to see it and you don’t have to believe it. Just like religion where you don’t have to see it to believe it (OR even not believe it). Just don’t see it, okay?

Some evildoer creates robots and KISS with superpowers that makes less sense than fdslkgnijsdlkg fight them.
You know a movie is shit when the best part of it is when superpowered KISS-members fights robot versions of superpowered KISS and you hope that KISS die.

Do you have friends that can’t stop talking about KISS? Tell them you have seen this movie and they will shut up.

But only use that trick ONCE! Don’t rub it in – if a KISS fan is reminded of KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park three times they have to kill themselves. It’s the law.

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Previous Movie Warnings:

Down (aka The Shaft) (2001)
Two of a Kind
Tourist Trap

Justice League of America (1997)
Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)

2 Comments leave one →
  1. December 6, 2011 10:59

    Of course, now I’m extremely tempted to watch this, and I loathe KISS.

  2. Steve permalink
    April 20, 2012 10:59

    Best band ever, worst movie ever, and they’ll be the first to tell you that (and who loathes KISS?)

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