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Top 10 Reasons to Travel to Russia

November 18, 2011

I still have no idea why Janne the Director went on a trip to Russia, BUT I have a couple of theories. It’s basically applicable to anyone going there so..

Here we go, in no particular order.

Top 10 Reasons why Janne the Director went to Russia:

  • 1. He headed to the Land of Vodka after drinking Sweden dry.
  • 2. He’s there to convince people he’s the second coming — of Stalin.
  • 3. He didn’t go by choice, he was actually deported.
  • 4. He thought that travelling the Trans-Siberian Railway meant something sexual.
  • 5. He’s attending a film festival in Murmansk. Not to watch any movies though, he’s there to find out if there’s actually a place called Murmansk or if it’s just a weird name he himself came up with while drunk.
  • 6. He loves bears on unicycles.
  • 7. He thought KGB was short for “Kids Going Berserk”. And if it’s something Janne the Director loves more than bears on unicycles, it’s kids fighting.
  • 8. There’s still a desolate jail in Siberia, right? ‘Nuff said.
  • 9. To buy.. sorry.. ..find a second wife.
  • 10. Inspired by the recent motion-capture success of their adventures, Janne the Director went back to where it all started with his friend Tintin.

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