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Old News: Nicholas Cage IS a Vampire

September 21, 2011

sika dressed as a lestat twilight dracula vampireI would have loved to be able to start this post by saying “I TOLD YOU SO”, but since I’ve never actually spoken to anyone about my suspicions, I don’t think I’m entitled to.

But regardless of me getting credit for it or not, the truth has come out; Nicolas Cage IS a vampire.

I realize that even if I had told you, you might not have believed me, but now that this fact has been presented by Jack Mord, an American antiquities dealer who has discovered a picture of the actor taken in the mid 1800’s and is now selling it on Ebay for no less than $1,000,000; whatever doubts you might have had will of course vanish.

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