Old News: Nicholas Cage IS a Vampire
But regardless of me getting credit for it or not, the truth has come out; Nicolas Cage IS a vampire.
I realize that even if I had told you, you might not have believed me, but now that this fact has been presented by Jack Mord, an American antiquities dealer who has discovered a picture of the actor taken in the mid 1800’s and is now selling it on Ebay for no less than $1,000,000; whatever doubts you might have had will of course vanish.
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- Nicolas Cage ‘Vampire’ Photo For Sale on eBay (hollywoodreporter.com)
- -Nicolas Cage är en vampyr (aftonbladet.se)
- Antikhandlare: Nicolas Cage är en vampyr (expressen.se)
- Filmens knäppgökar och de som stalkar dem.. (http://filosofen79.wordpress.com)