Slippery when Pale
As you know I failed in my attempt of getting the perfect tan last time I was there. This time I will be more prepared.
As soon as I came home I stripped naked and started to oil me up. I realize it’s a year to go, but I am so excited about the plan I can’t help myself.
Maybe I should take this opportunity to make a new set of christmas cards.
Wait a minute… I think I have found what’s been causing the rancid smell in my kitchen… Who knew baby oil could go bad?
- The one where the Slippery (iknead2knit.wordpress.com)
- Dukakis on Mitt Romney: ‘Smart & slippery’ (via In the Arena) (gemweev.wordpress.com)
- Suicide and the ‘Slippery Slope’ Argument (theawl.com)