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Wait what? Jennifer Love Hewitt?

June 9, 2011

I’m a little upset.

Movie site Rotten Tomatoes has compiled their reviews to determine the worst actress of all time. And guess what they found out.

Their search for awfulness ended with the lovely Jennifer Love Hewitt coming in on top of the chart. And the news spread around the world; it even made the news here in Sweden.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the worst actress of all time.

The fact that Rotten Tomatoes also found out that the worst director of all time is Dennis Dugan and that the worst actor is Chuck Norris is almost overlooked by the media since the articles about the crowning of awfulness clearly focuses on her.

Is this that Sexism I’ve heard so much about? No, it couldn’t be, it’s the media we’re talking about. Perhaps they’re just scared to put the article’s focus elsewhere.

You know, maybe it’s not sexism at all, maybe they have read the book containing descriptions of the strengths of Chuck Norris?

Lunki has given Sika a birtday present-the Chuck Norris cannot be stopped bookIf a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, not only does Chuck Norris hear it, he probably had something to do with it. (Quote from the book “Chuck Norris cannot be stopped” by Ian Spector)

Or maybe they haven’t.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. June 9, 2011 10:59

    I liked her in The Ghost Whisperer – Hokum but enjoyable Hokum!

  2. Betsy permalink
    June 9, 2011 10:59

    NO, NO! They got the wrong Jennifer and I can understand the confusion. It is Jennifer Jason Lee that is the worst actress ever. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a strong runner up, sure, but I call for a recount!!

  3. Betsy permalink
    June 9, 2011 10:59

    Oops, Jennifer Jason Leigh is the correct spelling of her name, she still sucks though.

  4. June 10, 2011 10:59

    Oh, I wish I could agree with you, Betsy, but any actor that was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High got diplomatic immunity and therefor must be treated like Royalty (just not the way we treat Royalty in Sweden because there isn’t enough hookers in the world to cover up that cast).

    But any actor that has been in Party of Five deserves to waterboarded – just as long they don’t show it on TV because I wouldn’t even want to watch them in that.

    • Sika permalink*
      June 10, 2011 10:59

      You dare badmouth Party of Five? Oh man, how I wished I had a great comeback right now. But lucky for you, I don’t.

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