Janne the Director’s Favorite Rare Movies Top 100 List #12: I Think We Are Alone Now (2008)
12. I Think We’re Alone Now [DVD] (2008)
Jeff Turner, 52 years old, smiles into the camera and says; Tiffany and I have known each other for… most of HER life and we are in love with each other.
And Jeff Turner… is her stalker.
Cut to: Tiffany’s other “biggest fan” Kelly McCormick – a 35 year old hermaphrodite who says: The difference between me and a stalker is they don’t truly love the individual […] I love her down to her bone marrow.
And when we cut back to Jeff Turner he explains why he believes that Tiffany can time travel. HEEEELP! And this is just within the first 5 minutes of this documentary and weird new revelations about these stalkers and their friends and Tiffany just shoots at you like you’re Bonnie and Clyde in an ambush!
Jeff Turner, if you are reading this (and I’m sure that you are the kind of guy that googles yourself daily) I want you to tell director Sean Donnelly that I think he made a great film. Oh, and can you hook me up as Tiffany’s bff too? (Or Alyssa Milano.) That would be sweet.
The trailer for this spoils waaaay too much but luckily enough I found a clip of Jeff Turner himself recommending you to buy the DVD:
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