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I scre4m, you scre4m, we all scre4m for answers

April 18, 2011

Janne the Director with a Space Mahoney t-shirt from the movie No Law 4000scream posterScream 4 (or Scre4m as we cool kids say it) premiered last Friday and I’m furious!

How dare they make a 4th movie before answering the biggest question from the 1st film in 1996?

Who the hell is that slightly wall-eyed girl on the poster?! I’ve searched the hell out of google and haven’t found an answer yet.

The top three theories seem to be:

1. It’s Drew Barrymore. Me however, think it looks more like the love child of Drew Barrymore and Marty Feldman.

2. They’re cheap. The company behind the movie didn’t believe it would become successful and couldn’t care less about the poster; so they took a picture of some secretary while she was watching Two girls and one Cup.

3. They’re cheap. So they re-used the poster for The Bride of Chucky. How they managed to do that two years before its release is beyond me.

If you know the real answer, let me know!!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 23, 2011 10:59

    If the aim is to re-define the rules for the new generation, they fail completely, as this feels just like a cash-in exercise and an excuse to revive something by re-hashing and regurgitating everything that we have already seen.
    Behind all the talk about going against the clichés and trying to ridicule the various the character-less horror of the last few years, there is actually very little new. There a sense of Déjà-vu throughout and (aside from its far fetched ending) it is all rather predictable in its non-predictability.
    Admitting a theft (or a reference) may ease the conscience, but it certainly doesn’t make it OK, nor it makes it a good film…. Also, it might make it funny, but certainly not scary!!
    I LOVED the first Scream, but this is just tired… Still enjoyable, but they should really stop before it becomes the parody of itself…

    READ MY FULL REVIEW: wp.me/p19wJ2-ju

    • Janne the Director permalink
      April 29, 2011 10:59

      I don’t know, Wes Craven nailed it when he got to do the 6th sequel to Nightmare on Elm Street. I’ll give him 3 more chances at Scream…

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