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Law and Order: BEARDS

March 18, 2011

janne-the director with the incredible-hulk t-shirtFive years ago two men in Sweden made a deal that they wouldn’t grow a mustache before they got old. But this past Christmas one of the men made a gruesome discovery. His friend had a hairy upper lip!

What to do..?

Hello, lawsuit!

Yes, the beard bigot sued his friend for becoming a real man with facial hair like God intended. Oh, the humanity. Why do we bearded men and women (I’m no sexist) have to live in fear?

“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do
we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us,
shall we not revenge?” /William Shakespeare

We’re here, we got beards – get used to it!

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