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The Chuck Norris Birthday Present

November 5, 2010
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Sika is celebrating his birthdayI got a birthday present from Lunki!

It’s the third installment of Ian Spector’s books about Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris cannot be stopped.

The first two books in the series are called The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T.

It’s awesome and fun. I mean where else could you find out that:

the animated comedy series and blog lunki and sika

  1. Lunki has given Sika a birtday present-the Chuck Norris cannot be stopped bookThe doors in Chuck Norris’s house will only open if you kick them down.
  2. Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
  3. A sequel to 300 is currently being filmed starring Chuck Norris. It will be called 1.
  4. All of Chuck Norris’s toes are big toes.
  5. Chuck Norris has “Made in U.S.A” tattooed on his taint.
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5 Comments leave one →
  1. November 5, 2010 10:59

    Could you please try this when you have your birthday cake?:
    “On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.”

  2. November 15, 2010 10:59

    A bit late, but: “Happy birthday”. Present for you: http://transatlanticdiablog.wordpress.com/page/2/?s=present+for+you&submit=GO

    • Sika permalink*
      November 16, 2010 10:59

      A birthday greeting can never be too late. So thanks!!

      • August 2, 2011 10:59

        If its not late, then… Happy Birthday to you!!! 🙂

        • Sika permalink*
          August 2, 2011 10:59

          It’s never too late (or too early)! Thank you!!

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