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Last Action Hero caught like a filthy Predator

October 7, 2010

The Director of the Animated Comedy Series Lunki and Sika Janne the Director is sad about the jail sentence of John McTiernanI can handle Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and a bunch of other whatevers going to jail for being dumbasses – it’s their purpose. (It is, isn’t it?)

But John McTiernan being sent to jail for a year because he screwed up by hiring a private detective to wiretap a producer is such a waste. Why not use that idea to make a movie instead? It would at least be better than his Rollerball remake..

Don’t get me wrong – he deserves jail time like every other dumbass, it’s just that I think the world NEEDS directors like John McTiernan. He made action movie history back in 1988 with Die Hard. Back then action heroes would bleed when they walked barefoot on glass. Now, twenty years later that’s not the case. In Die Hard 4.0 the same action hero not only rolls around in glass – he fist fights a jet plane without a care. Please..

Give me a real hero on the silver screen again. One that bleeds!

Finally; a couple of advice for one of my favorite directors:
1. Whenever you come up with a dumb idea like that again – make a movie out of it.
2. Don’t drop the soap.

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