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The Sika African Travel Story – Part Five: The Butt Crack Sand

September 20, 2010
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Sika naked in Tunisia with a red sun tan Why is it every time you get home from the beach your butt crack is full of sand?

I can just picture one grain of sand noticing you laying there minding your own business; spread out on a beach towel reading the latest Stephen King novel: “This way, he is preoccupied! To the crack! This way, guys! Giddy-up! To our new home!”

And I always get surprised walking home from the beach; shorts full of sand having to walk like a baby with a full diaper; creating sounds of a muffled maracas and experience the peeling sensation of thousands grains of sand working their way down to create a chafing wound between your inner thighs.

Tan update: I have now reached step three: Pink.

the animated comedy series and blog lunki and sika
The Sika African Travel Story Part One: Sparks Flying
The Sika African Travel Story – Part Two: NoTube YouTube
The Sika African Travel Story – Part Three: Fisherman’s Friend
The Sika African Travel Story – Part Four: The Jalla Jalla Wedding

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. October 2, 2010 10:59

    It’s due to the amount of hair….

    • Sika permalink*
      October 5, 2010 10:59

      So they like dark, hairy places..? Damn it!!

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