White Guy Window Dressing
Even if we’ve always talked about getting discovered and making it big in Hollywood, I have always promoted the Far East too. There are a lot of potential Lunki and Sika fans over there. Billions of them!
And even if it would take some time for us to make it over there, I just read that Chinese companies hire white people to attend their parties. By being there it apparently brings prestige to the company. Yeah, yeah I know it sounds weird, but hey, if they are looking for white people (which I am) I have no problem getting paid to stand in a corner at a Chinese office party.
They do have Carlsberg over there, don’t they?