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Full Frontal Awesomness!!

April 19, 2010

Lunki keeps bragging about how he is the current leader in the Lunki and Sika Office T-shirt competition since HIS T-shirt has sold more than any other t-shirt on our newly opened merchandising store. Not much more, but still more.

I would like to take this moment to look over the rules of this competition and make sure that everyone here at the office is clear on them. Or at least make them aware of the lack of them. It seems Lunki has decided that it’s just the quantity that counts and not the quality.

I mean, what really matters in a contest like this? Is it how many t-shirts one sells or is it the artful, truthful motif on the t-shirt that really is what counts? I believe the latter.

Sure, Lunki has a great Han Solo costume and looks cool with his laser gun, but I have a suspicion that his picture is both retouched and airbrushed. I can’t prove it, but I have a hunch. Me on the other hand is posing like a male model on a bear skin rug showing off some nice full frontal nudity. Just as I am, hairy, sensual, playful, beautiful.

Come on people, isn’t it crystal clear who the real winner in this competition is?

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