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An Intern Q and A

March 23, 2010

Hello, and welcome to Sika’s Q and A about INTERNS.

As you know, we have our very own intern in Johnny the Intern and therefore consider ourselves experts on the subject. A couple of days ago we received a lot of questions about them from fellow blogger Boyofbow, so I decided to address the issue so that everyone out there can take part and learn.

Here we go.

Q: What are interns? The only ones I’ve heard of are in American hospital sitcoms, do they have any other use?
A: In our world an “intern” means someone who makes great coffee and works for free. Sadly, Johnny the Intern only lives up to fifty percent of that definition.

Q: Are they cloned?
A: I am not sure. If so, the one we got is surely the result of the cloning of a clone. (Like in that movie Multiplicity).

Q: Do they come in different sexes?
A: I don’t think so. We specifically asked for a female intern. We got Johnny the Intern instead.

Q: Can you get your money back if they break or stop working?
A: No, since we got him for free.

Q: Are they the things that make canned laughter?
A: No, but we sometimes have him operate the “F**k Remover” to bleep profanities.

Q: Yours seems very clumsy are they all like that or was he cheap?
A: Cheap? No. For Free? Yes.

Q: Can you get deluxe ones to take to parties?
A: I don’t know. We only attend parties here at the office, where Johnny the Intern is famous for making his Blueberry Yoghurt and Moonshine Party Punch.

Q: Do they talk or are they programmed?
A: Interns talk, but their English isn’t very good. They do laugh a lot though!

Q: Have you a spare deluxe female one?
A: We are not certain they make either deluxe ones or female ones. I’ve heard a rumor that former president Bill Clinton had one, but I guess that might just be a rumor.

Thanks for participating in this Q and A about Interns. Next week: “Bearded female directors. Are there any?

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. March 26, 2010 10:59

    An extra question

    I have just been listening to Carbon Based Lifeforms and I’m sure I heard a broken coffee machine in the background does your intern do the special effects for them?

    Or maybe I’m mixing him up with another Carbon Based Life form.

    This is worrying me as he might become famous first, even with your dancing and singing.

    Alistair

  2. Betsy permalink
    March 26, 2010 10:59

    I think boyofbow is confused about interns because what he really is after is an escort, which is quite obvious to me after reading his questions. The only problem is he doesn’t seem to be interested in actually paying for one which probably is tricky. One option is if you want a woman to follow you to a party for free is to ask her for a date. To get a deluxe version date when you are unwilling- to- pay aka a- cheap- bastard is impossible I’m afraid.

    Good Luck boyofbow!

    • March 27, 2010 10:59

      Thanks Betsy for the interest after 22 years marriage I think I have paid enough for the time being. I am quite happy at the moment enjoying my new found freedom.

      But if you would like a nice meal out I am more than willing to take you.

      Unless of course you are one of those lovely women that insist on men not paying.

      Alistair

      Welcome to The Lunki and Sikas’ guide to successful dating.

      • Betsy permalink
        April 14, 2010 10:59

        Hadn’t realized I got asked out on a date!
        Sorry, I’m happily married even though the idea of a free meal somewhere else but my own kitchen is tempting enough to consider anyways. Thank you!
        So, not lovely, not paying is NOT an option.

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