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The Adventures of the Secret Stash and the Porn Detector

March 15, 2010
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When I was thirteen I had myself my very own hidden porn stash. It contained a bunch of magazines that I had a gotten from a friend of mine. In my eyes he was The Stash King. He had this loose board on his bedroom floor, where if you used something sharp you could lift it up and stash away stuff that no one would find if you didn’t know where to look.

Me on the other hand didn’t have a loose board on my bedroom floor. My floor was carpeted so I used the second best location I could come up with. Under the mattress.

I actually thought that was the perfect place to stash away, and that no one had thought of it before, but I have since then realized that at least 90 percent of young boys hide their stash under the mattress.

I also realized it was a bad hiding place one day when my mom had cleaned my room and I then found my stash neatly stacked on my night stand.. Awkward? Yes. Especially when she never said a word about it.  We just went on living our lives, me knowing that she knew I had a stash. And I guess her knowing that I knew she knew about it.

A lot has happened since then. My stash is long gone and it seems that today’s kids has moved their stashes from under the mattresses onto the computers. And on there you have a lot better hiding places.

But it seems that they are not safe from snooping moms, since the good people over at [not Philips] has created a Porn Detector. It is a stick you put in the computer’s usb drive and it scans the entire thing and finds the stash. The stick was originally developed to help criminal investigators find the sickos.
Sounds like an amazing detector, but not as amazing as the detector that Philips has developed. It’s not on the market, but I know they have it. It’s a Talent Detector. Thanks for finding us and giving us great stuff guys!
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