The Hitch Bodyguard

Last week we got ourselves a bodyguard.

Sika was the one who handpicked him and I’m guessing he had his reasons for doing that. Of course he wants our bodyguard to protect us from the hoard of fans we would encounter if we left the office, but I suspect there’s another reason that he chose this particular person.

Remember the Will Smith movie where he played a character that helped losers get girlfriends?

I think Sika hopes that B.G., our popular and good-looking bodyguard will become a Hitch for him and help him get a girlfriend. And maybe he can, maybe he can’t. It all depends on if the two rumors I have heard about our newest addition to our group are true or not.

The first rumor is that he has had bedded over two hundred women. The second rumor is that he is the one who started the first rumor..