Old News: Happy 500th Sylvester Stallone
May 17, 2012
Last year I wrote two posts about how “proof” had surfaced about Nicolas Cage and John Travolta being Vampires.
Now, in related news, rumors about the true age of Sylvester Stallone has spread across the Internet. I mean, I knew he was old, but I had no idea he was old enough to pose for a painting done by Raphael back in 1511.
No wonder he is forced to do all that cosmetic surgery.
Related articles
- Sylvester Stallone, Time Traveler and Pope Gregory IX fanboy (misternizz.wordpress.com)
- Sylvester Stallone – 500 år gammal? (aftonbladet.se)
- In a Raphael fresco, the image of Stallone (upi.com)
- On the Sly: Image of Sylvester Stallone spotted in 500-year-old painting by Raphael (mirror.co.uk)
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