Golden Tweets

I’m pyschic. Or at least almost. I picked 17 correct Oscar winners out of 23 categories at the 2012 Academy Awards.

It could have been 18 but I refused to pick Octavia Spencer as winner of Best Supporting Actress since I hated everything about “The Help”. I picked Berenice Bejo instead, she was lovely in The Artist.

If you for some reason missed it; I teamed up with Janne the Director to live-tweet the event. We posted 165 tweets in four hours. Here are some of my personal favorites:

This year's Red Carpet is brought to you by Carrot Top's pubes. #Oscars—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 26, 2012

Max von Sydow is #BestDressed tonight. He is wearing Ingmar Bergman. #Oscars—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

@BillyCrystal is jewish but have a face made out of foreskin?! #Oscars—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

Sandra Bullock looks tired but I love the way she gives Emma Stone the "this will be you sooner than you think"-look. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

Best Foreign Film will be won by the country who hates America the least, so… it might be a draw. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

I'm not sure what "Cirque du Soleil" is, but I hate clowns. And ropes. Unless they hang clowns. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

If Woody Allen wins and he isn't there – will his wife Kim Jung-un accept the award for him? #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

Max has "Yes" on one hand, "No" on the other and "FUCK CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER!" on his penis. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

I hope Michel Hazanavicius at least grabs one award tonight, mainly because I want to hear someone struggle to pronounce his name. #Oscars—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

An American remake of The Artist is on it's way! Don't worry; it will have sound and color and a Trent Reznor score. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

We promise not to tweet during the In Memoriam. Unless there are nipslips. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

Rooney Mara will SO tase Meryl Streep at the afterparty. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

"The Artist" wins Best Picture. Simultaneously, big budget 3D moviemakers get kicked in the balls. #Oscars #Oscarsgalan—
Lunki and Sika (@lunkiandsika) February 27, 2012

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