The 84th Academy Awards 2012 Best Picture Porn Titles
It’s 12 day until the 84th Academy Awards and it’s time to follow up The 83rd Academy Awards 2011 Best Picture Porn Titles blog post I did last year with a completely new list!!
And I didn’t let the fact that this years movies already sound kind of dirty stop me!
Here we go:
The Artist
The Ass First. It’s also a silent film because you can’t talk with your mouth full.
The Descendants
The Decent Endings. Sequel to The Happy Endings.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Exxxtremely Foul & Incredibly Loose.
The Help
The Helping Hand.
The Hell Pee.
Hugo
Huge O.
Midnight in Paris
One Midnight in Paris. Oops, seems like that that hotel chick has “leaked” a sequel..
Moneyball
Monkeyballs.
Honey Balls.
The Tree of Life
The Three in a Wife.
War Horse
War Whores.
And if we leave the 10 Best Picture category these are also in play:
Albert Nobbs
Albert’s Knobb.
Puss in Boots
Pussy in Boots.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
W.E.
B.J.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Tinkling Gaylord Open Fly.
The Muppets
Your Ass, My Fist, I’m gonna make a Muppet out of You. I starred in that one!!
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