The Swedish Karl Pilkington
Me, Lunki and Janne the Director went to a party this weekend. It was a shindig with the cultural and journalistic elite here in town. We decided to leave Johnny the Intern at the office, partly because he had to watch my dog, but mainly because he started talking about getting aunomographs from all the celebrities at the party. No, it’s not a typo, that is what he (for some reason) calls autographs. Yeah, he’s a moron, but at least he’s an amusing one.
We might not be as famous as Ricky Gervais yet, but at least we have our very own Karl Pilkington.
Here’s the top 3 things our night on the town taught me:
1. Arriving “on time” for a party nowadays, means you have to wait an hour and a half for everyone else to get there.
2. Even though it tastes like a mouthful of salt, sea water and sand, oysters are considered a delicacy.
3. When someone says: “hey you, you look like the love child of Leonard Hofstadter and Seth Rogen!”, take it as a compliment.
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Well, you do sound like the lovechild of them when you sing.