We have Beards so we know Movies: Transformers Dark of the Moon 3D (2011)

Watching Transformers 3D is like watching someone twist metal (too close to your eyes) for 2 ½ hours with a couple of seconds pause every once in a while to cut away to some girls ass (at perfect distance to your eyes).

In 3D.

Pictured below: Optimus Prime’s peace negotiations with Shockwave.

More “We have Beards so we know Movies!” Reviews

Super 8
X-Men: First Class
Melancholia
Insidious
Red Riding Hood
The Hangover Part II
Fast Five
Thor 3D
Tron: Legacy
The Social Network
The Expendables
The A-Team
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

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