Slippery when Pale

My Tunisian brother-in-law has a great idea. Next summer he thinks our entire family should go and visit his hometown Korba, rent a house by the beach and just enjoy ourselves.

As you know I failed in my attempt of getting the perfect tan last time I was there. This time I will be more prepared.

As soon as I came home I stripped naked and started to oil me up. I realize it’s a year to go, but I am so excited about the plan I can’t help myself.

Maybe I should take this opportunity to make a new set of christmas cards.

Wait a minute… I think I have found what’s been causing the rancid smell in my kitchen… Who knew baby oil could go bad?

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