The 83rd Academy Awards 2011 Best Picture Porn Titles
Re-makes/-boots cums faster than my teenage dreams about becoming a porn star. Here are the ten Best Film Oscar nominated movies that the porn industry will do better:
Black Swan:
Black Schlong – Odd title considering it’s a girl-on-girl highlight.
The Fighter:
The Fister – Marky Argh & the Funky Bunch rejoins in the ring.
Inception:
Incest Son – About an English Royal family where the inbred son got a speaking disorder that can only be cured by using curse words. It’s for the smaller fetish audience that likes… British cinema.
The Kids Are All Right:
The Kids Are All Tight – Once again Annette Benning tries to act younger than she really is.
The King’s Speech:
The Cock’s Speech – Well, this sexist Hollywood adaptation really butchered “The Vagina Monologues”.
127 Hours:
127 Whores – Events occur in real time as we follow Charlie Sheen for 127 minutes.
The Social Network:
The Social Wet Dork – A nervous and sweaty Jesse Eisenberg (played by Michael Cera) takes poking to the next level as he tries to promote himself for the ladies during the award season.
Toy Story 3:
Toy Story 3-Some – Batteries not included.
True Grit:
Tug Grip – The sad history of hand jobs told by Harry Knowles.
Winter’s Bone:
Winter’s Bone – An unflinching Ozark Mountain girl hacks through dangerous social terrain as she hunts down her drug-dealing father while trying to keep her family intact.
The last one sounds promising.
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