My Top 5 Worst Movies of 2010
When I did my top 10 favorite movies of 2010 list I noticed something at the bottom.
Here are the five worst films of 2010:
5. Clash of the Titans
That fucking Commodore 64-Medusa is an insult to anybody with eyes. I rather get turned into stone than watch this again.
4. The Last Airbender
There are mannequins that show more life than any of the actors in this mess. This is an insult to humans.
3. Cop Out
Bruce Willis has this sad look of “I used to be somebody” throughout the entire movie. And I had this look of “clawing my ears out” whenever Tracy Morgan opened his mouth. And it was constantly open, yapping about nothing. This was an insult to Bruce Willis.
2. Valentine’s Day
Sweden has this super happy clappy Christian celebrity called Carola that sings like an angel but is as daft as Jayne Mansfield after her car accident. I heard rumors that she once “helped” homeless people by giving them her Christmas CD. This movie feels like “Carola: the Movie”. This was an insult to Hallmark.
1. Eclipse
Better than… Twilight and… New Moon. Still doesn’t… help when… the cast… has more awkward… pauses than… William… Shat… ner. Finish a God damn sentence for once! If you are a vampire who lived for hundreds of years you should know how to fucking speak by now! And this is only one of the thousand of things that annoys me while watching this “saga”. This was an insult to anybody with real problems.
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Don’t forget that Sex and the City the Movie 2 also made it into the worst list too.
Didn’t forget it but it probably could make my “Top 5 Worst Movies I Didn’t See of 2010″-list – if I were to make one. That and Marmaduke…
All Twilight movies are really bad.
I haven’t even seen Eclipse but I agree 100% with it being the worst film of 2010.
Twilight = EPIC FAIL!
An insult to people with real problems… LOL! These stories are a real monument to teen angst.
Ever think of becoming a member of the Razzie Academy? Anyone can. Just go to the website and pay a membership fee.
Well… Anybody can send me money and I let you vote on crap too?
But we don’t have to vote this year since we already know that every Razzie and similar anti-awards this year will go to that Smurf movie.
Congratulations whoever made that!
No, they shouldn’t have turned the whole Smurf movie into some computerised animation/live action thingie. Argh! They ruined it all!
“as daft as Jayne Mansfield after her car accident” – I shouldn’t have laughed, but I did.
You are a sick man.
Right I dont agree with Cop out
HAHA totally agree for 2 and 1. I watched Valentine’s Day… and it was really lame. I didn’t like “I love you Beth Cooper” either but I don’t know what year that was.