Even More Antics of Johnny the Intern

It seems being at sea for two weeks, drinking pretty much only water has changed Johnny the Intern. Not mentally, no. But he has lost like 20 pounds, and he’s weak and tired and hasn’t gotten off the couch yet. Lunki had to go to the computer store himself to pick up an order we placed.

I’m watching the phone, waiting for Swedish Television to call. I’m sitting real close, because I’m afraid I might not hear because of the sounds coming from Johnny the Intern when he sleeps.

Imagine a rabid bear being attacked by a wood chipper. And when he’s not snoring he sings Iron Maiden songs. I only thought he did that when he was doing the dishes, but I guess he’s doing it in his dreams too.

For me it’s a living nightmare and I am sooo tempted to do what Johnny the Intern dreamily instructs me to do; run to the hills.

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